rule 5
This is a two parter with 2 sub parts for on of the parts, and it deals with the buses.
1) Sleep with your feet towards the front of the bus. This way, when the driver hits the brakes or slams into something, your don’t get a broken neck. It also keeps things consistent and easier for the rescue workers in the event of a tragedy. Imagine thinking someone had 4 feet or 2 heads.
2) Don’t poop on the bus. This one’s pretty easy, and I’ve probably mentioned it before. It’s just a no-no.
2.5) Don’t fart loud on the bus, then everyone knows who did it and these things are like iron lungs. Besides, it’s funnier to lie quietly and snicker into your pillow when people start reacting.
That’s it for this installment. Stay in Drugs and Don’t do School. Wait, other way around.